Ok, we’re now on like day 8 or 9 or whatever and we’re way behind so I’ll finish it up as we watch cricket and drink chang beer and hong thong! Anywho, where the fuck were we? Oh right so we made it to Kata Beach on Phuket island. Settled into a nice cheap guesthouse that had aircon and blah blah blah. Me, Hugh, and Stevo wanted to hit up the beach and get out first taste of the Indian Ocean. Sure enough we race to the ocean. I start out way ahead of the others and then a high wave clips me at the knees and I get a face full of delicious salt water. Holy fuck that shit messes with your head. Light-headed, we made our way back to the guesthouse for drinks (that’ll help my head!). Anyway, we drank some beer outside with our new Canadian friends then went out to dinner. Jono was in a lot of pain from his teeth so he passed out. We went off to a great seafood restaurant on the beach. I (retardedly) ordered the crab because I wanted to expand my tastebuds. Of course I have no fucking idea how to eat a crab! My meal comes with fucking tools to eat. I spent most of the meal working for my meal with little reward. Whatever, it tasted great. As we ate beach vendors would walk by and try to sell you shit. I’m not sure how the hell some vendors expect to make a sale by flashing laser beams into people’s eyes. I guess being blind in one eye turns people into shopaholics. Who the fuck knows!? Pretty uneventful night, we went to bed tired for a big day on the beach!
-Kev
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